Now in bottled formula!  Spray it on twice a day, and within 2 weeks youl be dating a supermodel!  Spray it in your eyes and look in the mirror, you'l see yourself as a female!  Why, add it to your stirfry for that extra estrogen boost!  mmmm, tangy!  Order your IFA today!  (results may varry.  2 weeks slightly exagerated, only expect results after 17 years of use. May cause blindness.  Contains acid which will burn your tracea)

YES! my sock puppet of doom predicted this day would happen.  Ive spent all day looking at teeth, and now i'm hungry.  But i didnt bring a bag, cos it dont work with my BRAND SPANKIN NEW DENIM JACKET!!  ooo it so goood... i love it... *snuggles jacket*  I slept with the cat in my room last night.  I really like her personality... she doesnt like to be closed off or sufocated, but she like contact and hugs. So when my sis picks her up and plays with her like that, she doesnt like it.  I pick her up, give her a quick hug and move her to somewhere nearer to me, wait til she gets comfortable, then i sit down near her, pat her a bit, and then just leave my hand touching.  She loves that consistant contact.  I was talkin to bwodee yesterday and i said animals dont appreciate you... hmm, i dunno what the hell i was thinkin... :S

Comon people! sing it with me!  'Giddyup baby.... (giddyup giddyup)... SAAAAY OYSTER?!'  I had so much fun with that last night.  I was making a noodle dish and was adding oyster sauce when that song got in my head.  A slight variation and its now stuck there.  gah, my brain is sadistic sometimes i swear.

The original subject of this was females and me, cos something happned today...(thus the subject IFA) I dunno if this girl at work is into me or somthin... i just got this look today, and also some comments shes made (eg 'oo, smart and cute, i like that *raise eyebrows*') but she has a boyfriend... so its like 'hmm, innocent flirting or what?'  Sometimes i wish i was married purely so the option didnt come up, thus problems avoided.  But hey... ack, who knows... with most people around me in relationships, its just it keeps coming up in my head... i need to get it out.... mabey this twirly straw will help *sticks it in ear*

.....nope, nothing..... wait, i hit something funny feelin.... it tickles.... hey my hearts goin crazy to this, i think it likes it.... hehe, that tick*dies*